MAD

I'm mad at everyone and everything right now. Mad mad mad. GRRR. And NO I don't know why. I'm hoping writing this will help me get over it...so far it's not working. Go away and leave me alone.

microwaving vegetables is a fine art that I obviously have not mastered

Seriously! I miss the days of stoves! And pots! And water! And steam!

Jerks all of them.

Maybe I'll get a hotplate for work. Hide it under my desk or something.

OK back to -- soggy, half cooked -- lunch I go.

You want a piece of me?

Yes please.

Mark your calendars. On January 8, 2008 I bought my first song from the iTunes Store. And what was the song you ask? A question similar to "what was the first record you ever bought?"And a question my children will ask when I'm old and a question, when I'm elderly, my friends will ask as we're smoking cigars, yelling at children and petting cats together.

And I will answer with pride: Piece of Me by Britney Spears. OMG - what a great song. So edgy, sexy and motivational - similar to my own personal qualities.

Pop Quiz. What are the two things Cuba is known for? Cars and ______. Drinky you're not aloud to participate.

And I think that's all for now. Catch you latter.

It turns out I'm bad for the heart

So I went to China and came back to Calgary. And I'm up late and I should go to bed. Life is so silly. Diana Krall's Christmas Songs suddenly started playing on my laptop without any warning. It's bringing back memories and I feel weird letting it play...mostly because it's January.

What would you do if you were lost on a rocky mountain surrounded by mist? Seriously...I'm not sure what I'd do. I think I just sit down and cry a little.

My Aunt Martha says she thinks I'm a real live angel.