ME

you're half crazy

and unpredictable

it's always a mystery what you're going to do next

that's why it's so much fun being around you


Aww. Seriously I'm blushing over here.

MAD

I'm mad at everyone and everything right now. Mad mad mad. GRRR. And NO I don't know why. I'm hoping writing this will help me get over it...so far it's not working. Go away and leave me alone.

microwaving vegetables is a fine art that I obviously have not mastered

Seriously! I miss the days of stoves! And pots! And water! And steam!

Jerks all of them.

Maybe I'll get a hotplate for work. Hide it under my desk or something.

OK back to -- soggy, half cooked -- lunch I go.

You want a piece of me?

Yes please.

Mark your calendars. On January 8, 2008 I bought my first song from the iTunes Store. And what was the song you ask? A question similar to "what was the first record you ever bought?"And a question my children will ask when I'm old and a question, when I'm elderly, my friends will ask as we're smoking cigars, yelling at children and petting cats together.

And I will answer with pride: Piece of Me by Britney Spears. OMG - what a great song. So edgy, sexy and motivational - similar to my own personal qualities.

Pop Quiz. What are the two things Cuba is known for? Cars and ______. Drinky you're not aloud to participate.

And I think that's all for now. Catch you latter.

It turns out I'm bad for the heart

So I went to China and came back to Calgary. And I'm up late and I should go to bed. Life is so silly. Diana Krall's Christmas Songs suddenly started playing on my laptop without any warning. It's bringing back memories and I feel weird letting it play...mostly because it's January.

What would you do if you were lost on a rocky mountain surrounded by mist? Seriously...I'm not sure what I'd do. I think I just sit down and cry a little.

My Aunt Martha says she thinks I'm a real live angel.